The ten best baseball riddles from around the web.
SUPERHERO RIDDLE #10
Which superhero is the best at baseball?
What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?
Three old ladies are at their first baseball game. The friends are drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels and the bottle is now almost gone. What inning is it, and how many are on base?
Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?
During a baseball game in Redmond, John was Redmond’s lead-off batter. There were no substitutions or changes in the Redmond batting order at all during the nine-inning game. John came to bat in every inning. What is the least number of runs Redmond could have scored?
If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?
You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A man takes a baseball and throws it as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind, or to either side of him, and yet the ball comes back and hits him square in the face. How can this be?
Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?
A man is trapped in a house without windows, doors, or any other way of exiting. The house is collapsing, and the man has only a baseball and a bat. How does he escape the fire?
Riddle #10: Batman.
Riddle #9: The swings!
Riddle #8: Bottom of the 5th and the bags are loaded.
Riddle #7: Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up.
Riddle #6: Zero. In the first inning John and the next two batters walk and the next three strike out. In the second inning, the first three walk again, which brings John back to bat. But each runner is caught off base by the pitcher, so John is back at the plate at the start of the third inning. This pattern is now repeated until the game ends.
Riddle #5: The cake batter.
Riddle #4: Unlock the door, of course!
Riddle #3: He threw the ball up.
Riddle #2: The teams were all-women.
Riddle #1: He swings at the air three times (‘cause it’s one, two, three strikes and you’re out!).